I'm sure you just read that title and thought "Silly Brianne, you are greatly over exaggerating. One's phone is not that essential to one's emotional and physical well-being." If you thought that, you clearly do not own an iPhone....or a Blackberry....or a Droid. Or you're 65 years old and you think that when kids talk about … Continue reading Reasons why losing your iPhone [or any other smartphone for that matter] should be classified as its own state of emotional distress.
Category: Boredom Busters
Rants from when I had a bit of extra time on my hands
Drinking Large Amounts of Liquid Before I Have to Sit at a Desk for Hours….[and other things I never fail to do]
There are some behavorial patterns that I, as the whimsical wandering 20-year old that i am, tend to follow. Even if those patterns are completely illogical and totally retarded unintelligent. I'm pretty sure we all have those things that we do that we know aren't at all smart and that we should not continue to … Continue reading Drinking Large Amounts of Liquid Before I Have to Sit at a Desk for Hours….[and other things I never fail to do]
I think college students are inherently allergic to certain things…
6:30 on a Saturday morning is one of those things. I had a completely DIFFERENT post that I was supposed to be working on during this desk shift. That was BEFORE my alarm went off at 6:30 on this fine Saturday morning. Now I'm going to tangent on how college students-when I say 'college students' … Continue reading I think college students are inherently allergic to certain things…
If aliens were to challenge Earth to intergalactic warfare….
...and the only way to stop them from releasing their superior mind-blowing weaponry on our water-based planet was to sacrifice things native to our land, these are the things I'd suggest we offer first. Note: This list is not entirely inclusive, there are several other people/item/ideals that should be sent to the great imaginary Alien-Peace-Sacrifice … Continue reading If aliens were to challenge Earth to intergalactic warfare….
You got your refund check? Oh you fancy huh?
On September 1st, the Lord called down from the heavens and spoke to the financial bigwigs at the University of Southern Mississippi and said "Release the Refunds!" And after this ordinance from God himself, USM released the funds owed to the many students of Southern Miss. At the point there was a noise heard all … Continue reading You got your refund check? Oh you fancy huh?
School Time is Here!!!…for the 5millionth time.
SO school is officially in session. Yeppers, all the kiddies are back sharpening their pencils, the high schoolers have ironed all the wrinkles out of their uniforms, and the college kids have finally rolled out of their beds and grudgingly dragged themselves to class. It seems that I've been going "back 2 school" for as long … Continue reading School Time is Here!!!…for the 5millionth time.
Desk Time
It is 7:17 in the morning and i am awake, at the desk. Yes my faithful nemesis-the desk[or more specifically desk hours]-has struck yet another timely blow. I got the honor of manning the gateway to our residence hall from 7 [actually 6:50] am-9am. Oh what fun. But as I got up this morning at … Continue reading Desk Time
ummm
so i'm still figuring this out....grrrr
B.Alexandra's Cosmos 