These are holidays I think are dumb and need to be snatched off the calendar.
Category: Pointless Rants
Me genuinely talking about things that have no relevance to anyone but me
They Got Bookoo People Outside [and other things I say and do because I’m NOLA-bred]
As most of you know I'm from New Orleans, Louisiana. One of the single greatest cities in existence...I'm not even exaggerating here. If you didn't know I was from NOLA well, now you do. Even though I can't imagine why you wouldn't know because I mention it a lot. Like a profuse amount actually...ANYWAYS. What … Continue reading They Got Bookoo People Outside [and other things I say and do because I’m NOLA-bred]
The Subtle Evil of Cambria Default Font {and other things I think exist just to be annoying}
I am not one to take things personally most days. Even when people are intentionally mean to me I usually brush off as "oh it's probably nothing personal." I honestly don't see the value in being super sensitive. It's just not in my bones. Besides most people are so busy doing their own thing that … Continue reading The Subtle Evil of Cambria Default Font {and other things I think exist just to be annoying}
I Can’t Drive Left- Footed [and other things I’m Incapable of Doing Successfully]
There is a song by Bill Withers titled "I Can't Write Left-Handed." It's about a man who returns from the Vietnam war and due to his injuries he now is left handed because his right hand has been so severely injured that he can no longer write with it. It is a very deep, moving, … Continue reading I Can’t Drive Left- Footed [and other things I’m Incapable of Doing Successfully]
Letters to the Haters encrusted in Gold {My take on the Grammy’s}
As a 20-something with a smartphone, I of course was glued to both my TV and my Twitter feed for the 54th Annual Grammy Awards. There were fifty million things to comment on and talk about. So many things that complex words escaped me when I was trying to find a way to describe the … Continue reading Letters to the Haters encrusted in Gold {My take on the Grammy’s}
A Bucket of Irrational Fears [A Few Rational Conclusions I Jump to Irrationally]
After calling my mom for a half hour with no reply so instead of thinking she might be just be busy or not near her phone, I begin to assume something horrible had happened. My mind went from "Oh mane she didn't hear her phone ring" to " oh dear God, why'd you take my … Continue reading A Bucket of Irrational Fears [A Few Rational Conclusions I Jump to Irrationally]
Taking too long to walk across the street [and other things that bring my inner Tami Roman out]
Reality TV could very well be the most evil and pointless part of television ever invented. I mean, when you look at the Jersey Shores, Bad Girls' Clubs and American Idols that swamp our digital programming it's pretty depressing. And yes there are a few shows, like Extreme Makeover: Home Edition and Biggest Loser, that … Continue reading Taking too long to walk across the street [and other things that bring my inner Tami Roman out]
Eating Seafood When You Have A Cut On Your Finger [and other horrible ideas]
There are certain things in life you should just not do intentionally. Things that fall into this category include: jumping in front of a moving vehicle, engaging in prostitution, murdering people so on and so forth. Everyone knows these things are wrong, illegal or just plain stupid. But there are some other, smaller things that … Continue reading Eating Seafood When You Have A Cut On Your Finger [and other horrible ideas]
Summer, summer, summer time
"school is out and it's a sort of a buzz a back then I didn't really know what it was but now I see what have of this the way that people respond to summer madness the weather is hot and girls are dressing less and checking out the fellas to tell 'em who's best … Continue reading Summer, summer, summer time
Why Optimus Prime is Greater than Bumblebee [and other answers to childhood inquiries]
As a brilliant product of the 90's I must say that my childhood was one that was jam-packed with great things : amazing programming, perfect cartoons, innovative toys, banging channels, and the best hip hop music ever. It was just a Renaissance of goodness. I don't care what you say, the 90's were good for everyone involved...yep that's … Continue reading Why Optimus Prime is Greater than Bumblebee [and other answers to childhood inquiries]