My Mayweather Friend

I'm gonna go ahead and throw it out there that this post has no type of educational value nor is there any advice encased in the lines of this post. It's a complete rant so if you were looking for your usual nugget of helpfulness, well err this may not be the post for you … Continue reading My Mayweather Friend

Taking too long to walk across the street [and other things that bring my inner Tami Roman out]

Reality TV could very well be the most evil and pointless part of television ever invented. I mean, when you look at the Jersey Shores, Bad Girls' Clubs and American Idols that swamp our digital programming it's pretty depressing. And yes there are a few shows, like Extreme Makeover: Home Edition and Biggest Loser, that … Continue reading Taking too long to walk across the street [and other things that bring my inner Tami Roman out]

You Act like Captain Jack Sparrow [and other reasons why they hatin’ on you ]

Being a product of the digital age I of course have a Facebook and a twitter (follow me if you please @kewl_briize). When I check my twitter my timeline is filled with party updates and nphc shout outs by the Greeks, the daily inspirational retweet of Rev Run, the scorned broken heart relationship bashing, the … Continue reading You Act like Captain Jack Sparrow [and other reasons why they hatin’ on you ]

Eating Seafood When You Have A Cut On Your Finger [and other horrible ideas]

There are certain things in life you should just not do intentionally. Things that fall into this category include: jumping in front of a moving vehicle, engaging in prostitution, murdering people so on and so forth. Everyone knows these things are wrong, illegal or just plain stupid. But there are some other, smaller things that … Continue reading Eating Seafood When You Have A Cut On Your Finger [and other horrible ideas]

“i think we’ve all gone mad…” [and other proof you’ve been working with kids]

As I mentioned before, I am officially a counselor at Camp NOLA Kidz, a camp for ages 5-15. My kids are the 10 and 11 year olds and they're basically all little geniuses. They are wonderful, brilliant, amazing, and all kinds of awesome and I cherish every minute that I get to be around them … Continue reading “i think we’ve all gone mad…” [and other proof you’ve been working with kids]

“It’s been a long time, I shouldn’t have left you without a dope beat to step to..”[and other ways to say I’m sorry for not blogging for so long]

It's been a close to a month since I last posted a blog, and for that I am "deeply, truly, and severely sorry." Like for real I am sorry, I've just been a bit busy. I know that sounds like complete bull, but for reals I have been doing stuff. Don't believe me? Here's a … Continue reading “It’s been a long time, I shouldn’t have left you without a dope beat to step to..”[and other ways to say I’m sorry for not blogging for so long]

Summer, summer, summer time

"school is out and it's a sort of a buzz a back then I didn't really know what it was but now I see what have of this the way that people respond to summer madness the weather is hot and girls are dressing less and checking out the fellas to tell 'em who's best … Continue reading Summer, summer, summer time

Running around like a Madwoman [and other ways to walk on sunshine when there is clearly rain clouds hovering above your head]

So for like a whole day a week ago, I went through this deep, probably PMS-induced, semi-depression where I just felt like crap. Pure and complete crap. Didn't really want to talk to or be around people but did anyway because I knew I'd just get even more depressed if I didn't.  Then when I was … Continue reading Running around like a Madwoman [and other ways to walk on sunshine when there is clearly rain clouds hovering above your head]

Cleaning Your Room for No Reason…[and other signs that you’re a chronic procrastinator]

I am 21 years old. I've spent a good 16 of those 21 years in school [this includes preschool and kindergarten] and of those 16 years thirteen of them required me to take home work and do it before the next school day. Ever since year one of those 13 years, I have been a … Continue reading Cleaning Your Room for No Reason…[and other signs that you’re a chronic procrastinator]

Why Optimus Prime is Greater than Bumblebee [and other answers to childhood inquiries]

As a brilliant product of the 90's I must say that my childhood was one that was jam-packed with great things : amazing programming, perfect cartoons, innovative toys, banging channels, and the best hip hop music ever. It was just a Renaissance of goodness. I don't care what you say, the 90's were good for everyone involved...yep that's … Continue reading Why Optimus Prime is Greater than Bumblebee [and other answers to childhood inquiries]