Rants from when I had a bit of extra time on my hands
There is a song by Bill Withers titled "I Can't Write Left-Handed." It's about a man who returns from the Vietnam war and due to his injuries he now is left handed because his right hand has been so severely injured that he can no longer write with it. It is a very deep, moving, … Continue reading I Can’t Drive Left- Footed [and other things I’m Incapable of Doing Successfully]
As a 20-something with a smartphone, I of course was glued to both my TV and my Twitter feed for the 54th Annual Grammy Awards. There were fifty million things to comment on and talk about. So many things that complex words escaped me when I was trying to find a way to describe the … Continue reading Letters to the Haters encrusted in Gold {My take on the Grammy’s}
What inspired this post was all the stuff we, as humans, do either in reality or in our heads that we hope no one sees or knows about. But not weird, shiesty illegal stuff. I'm just talking about every day small stuff we do. One of the essential factors of being a socially functional human … Continue reading Disclose, Expose or Make Sure No One Knows?
After calling my mom for a half hour with no reply so instead of thinking she might be just be busy or not near her phone, I begin to assume something horrible had happened. My mind went from "Oh mane she didn't hear her phone ring" to " oh dear God, why'd you take my … Continue reading A Bucket of Irrational Fears [A Few Rational Conclusions I Jump to Irrationally]
Reality TV could very well be the most evil and pointless part of television ever invented. I mean, when you look at the Jersey Shores, Bad Girls' Clubs and American Idols that swamp our digital programming it's pretty depressing. And yes there are a few shows, like Extreme Makeover: Home Edition and Biggest Loser, that … Continue reading Taking too long to walk across the street [and other things that bring my inner Tami Roman out]
Being a product of the digital age I of course have a Facebook and a twitter (follow me if you please @kewl_briize). When I check my twitter my timeline is filled with party updates and nphc shout outs by the Greeks, the daily inspirational retweet of Rev Run, the scorned broken heart relationship bashing, the … Continue reading You Act like Captain Jack Sparrow [and other reasons why they hatin’ on you ]
There are certain things in life you should just not do intentionally. Things that fall into this category include: jumping in front of a moving vehicle, engaging in prostitution, murdering people so on and so forth. Everyone knows these things are wrong, illegal or just plain stupid. But there are some other, smaller things that … Continue reading Eating Seafood When You Have A Cut On Your Finger [and other horrible ideas]
As I mentioned before, I am officially a counselor at Camp NOLA Kidz, a camp for ages 5-15. My kids are the 10 and 11 year olds and they're basically all little geniuses. They are wonderful, brilliant, amazing, and all kinds of awesome and I cherish every minute that I get to be around them … Continue reading “i think we’ve all gone mad…” [and other proof you’ve been working with kids]
It's been a close to a month since I last posted a blog, and for that I am "deeply, truly, and severely sorry." Like for real I am sorry, I've just been a bit busy. I know that sounds like complete bull, but for reals I have been doing stuff. Don't believe me? Here's a … Continue reading “It’s been a long time, I shouldn’t have left you without a dope beat to step to..”[and other ways to say I’m sorry for not blogging for so long]
"school is out and it's a sort of a buzz a back then I didn't really know what it was but now I see what have of this the way that people respond to summer madness the weather is hot and girls are dressing less and checking out the fellas to tell 'em who's best … Continue reading Summer, summer, summer time
B.Alexandra's Cosmos 