Being P.C. is an art form [P.C. stands for politically correct if ya didn't know]. It requires skill, tact, high awareness and extreme foresight. One of the aspects of P.C. is using proper terminology and phrasing so that people don't get offended or feel like you're "talking down to them". This skill basically means disclaiming and buffering every … Continue reading “I’m Not Judging You But…”[and other situations that lead directly to Judging]
Category: Pointless Rants
Me genuinely talking about things that have no relevance to anyone but me
259 pounds in Daisy Dukes and other things I wish I could un-see
As I run along in my day-to-day activities, i usually have my iPod blaring in my ears and am focused on what all i have to do for the rest of the day. But every so often in my goings and comings my happy little eyes fall upon something that I would rather have not … Continue reading 259 pounds in Daisy Dukes and other things I wish I could un-see
Love & Basketball [and other things you need to avoid if you don’t have a valentine]
So Valentine's Day is coming up and I don't have a Valentine(20 years going strong). But do not fret, this is not a giant love-bashing "I wish everyone with a boo would throw themselves off a cliff into a lake of hungry piranhas" tangent. No, none of that nonsense from Msbribap. Actually I am completely … Continue reading Love & Basketball [and other things you need to avoid if you don’t have a valentine]
Big Foot [and other things that make no sense to me]
Happy January Everybody!!! {I figured it was too late for a Happy New Year greeting} Hope all of you are well. So it's been a while since I've posted anything to this here blog of mine. So I spent many days and nights[ok, only like one and a half] pondering what my first post of … Continue reading Big Foot [and other things that make no sense to me]
Lets Get with the Bottle Popping
I love Christmas, I really do. And I'm all for Christmas caroling and decorating and hot chocolate and roasting chestnuts by the open fire. BUT, once December 26th hits, I'm over it. All of it. Every single light and tinsel. My whole gear shifts to the new year. I think this change has been even … Continue reading Lets Get with the Bottle Popping
Drinking Large Amounts of Liquid Before I Have to Sit at a Desk for Hours….[and other things I never fail to do]
There are some behavorial patterns that I, as the whimsical wandering 20-year old that i am, tend to follow. Even if those patterns are completely illogical and totally retarded unintelligent. I'm pretty sure we all have those things that we do that we know aren't at all smart and that we should not continue to … Continue reading Drinking Large Amounts of Liquid Before I Have to Sit at a Desk for Hours….[and other things I never fail to do]
I think college students are inherently allergic to certain things…
6:30 on a Saturday morning is one of those things. I had a completely DIFFERENT post that I was supposed to be working on during this desk shift. That was BEFORE my alarm went off at 6:30 on this fine Saturday morning. Now I'm going to tangent on how college students-when I say 'college students' … Continue reading I think college students are inherently allergic to certain things…
If aliens were to challenge Earth to intergalactic warfare….
...and the only way to stop them from releasing their superior mind-blowing weaponry on our water-based planet was to sacrifice things native to our land, these are the things I'd suggest we offer first. Note: This list is not entirely inclusive, there are several other people/item/ideals that should be sent to the great imaginary Alien-Peace-Sacrifice … Continue reading If aliens were to challenge Earth to intergalactic warfare….
You got your refund check? Oh you fancy huh?
On September 1st, the Lord called down from the heavens and spoke to the financial bigwigs at the University of Southern Mississippi and said "Release the Refunds!" And after this ordinance from God himself, USM released the funds owed to the many students of Southern Miss. At the point there was a noise heard all … Continue reading You got your refund check? Oh you fancy huh?
Desk Time
It is 7:17 in the morning and i am awake, at the desk. Yes my faithful nemesis-the desk[or more specifically desk hours]-has struck yet another timely blow. I got the honor of manning the gateway to our residence hall from 7 [actually 6:50] am-9am. Oh what fun. But as I got up this morning at … Continue reading Desk Time
B.Alexandra's Cosmos 